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They say that laughter is the best medicine.

What do you call a doctor who is always on the telephone?
An ON-CALLogist

What do you call bugs with cancer?
MalignANT and BEEnign

Why don't needles need to go to school?
Because they're already so sharp.

What would you get if you crossed an x-ray technician and a seamstress?
Hospital gowns.

How can nurses stand to work at busy hospitals?
They have lots of patients.

Why do doctor's send out bills?
So the ducks can eat.

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