They say that laughter is the best medicine. If you're looking for a list of the most comprehensive, up-to-date cancer information, you've come to the wrong place. But if you need to take a break for a while and look for the humor in your situation, here is our joke list.
- What do you call a doctor who is always on the telephone?
An ON-CALLogist - What do you call bugs with cancer?
MalignANT and BEEnign - Why don't needles need to go to school?
Because they're already so sharp. - What would you get if you crossed an x-ray technician and a seamstress?
Hospital gowns. - How can nurses stand to work at busy hospitals?
They have lots of patients. - Why do doctor's send out bills?
So the ducks can eat.
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