Jokes

Last Modified: January 5, 2016

They say that laughter is the best medicine. If you're looking for a list of the most comprehensive, up-to-date cancer information, you've come to the wrong place. But if you need to take a break for a while and look for the humor in your situation, here is our joke list.

  • What do you call a doctor who is always on the telephone?
    An ON-CALLogist
  • What do you call bugs with cancer?
    MalignANT and BEEnign
  • Why don't needles need to go to school?
    Because they're already so sharp.
  • What would you get if you crossed an x-ray technician and a seamstress?
    Hospital gowns.
  • How can nurses stand to work at busy hospitals?
    They have lots of patients.
  • Why do doctor's send out bills?
    So the ducks can eat.

Blogs

“All I Want for Christmas” or “Am I Bad Person?”
by Rodney Warner, JD
December 15, 2010

CancerLand Bookshelf: Chief Complaint: Brain Tumor
by Carolyn Vachani, MSN, RN, AOCN
March 6, 2013

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